Insanity abounds. Thoughts of the day

Well it is still the depths of winter here in Melbourne and with the full moon out, mad politicians redefining the laws of physics, and general insanity happening all about in our little world we are having a riotous time of it. Some of these people definitely need guidance and a firm hand, and probably a severe spanking by the sound of them.
Luckily I happen to be well suited to be able to provide the sort of guidance and grounding within our current reality required here. I am thinking stern thoughts, tinged with the smell of leather and pleasure in suffering.